June 2013
- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- me: crocs
- me: auto play on blogs
- friend:
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME
ITS MIDNIGHT
HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY
UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP BACK
UPDATE: HE IS SINGING QUEEN
UPDATE: HE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY AND WHEN I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP HE SAID THAT HE WOULD LEAD THE REVOLUTION HIMSELF
make the notes stop
for one day
please
talents:
- I can sleep a LOT. if you challenged me to sleep longer than you I would probably win I have never lost that particular activity
- can read clocks pretty well. if you asked me what time it was I could tell you just by looking at a clock.
- I haven’t worn a diaper since I was 2 I think
- picking up corndogs really quickly
- easy to house train
- having feet - I have almost 2
- fruit
May 2013
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
- Madara: I'm just trying to kill time while I wait for my boyfriend so can u not.
- Sakura: We're all in this together
- Sakura: Once we now
- Sakura: What we are
- Sakura: We're all stars
- Sakura: And we see that
- Bad: Break the rules
- Worse: Leave your friends
- Worst: Not respecting your friends memories
- The worst: Icha-icha spoilers
MINATO I JUST OMG
AND SASUNARU ON THE BATTLEFIELD FINALLY I’M SO
I LOVE YOU KISHIMOTO
so everybody on mal is so full of completed animes/mangas and i’m here without sending friend requests cause people will be like “she doesn’t watch/read anything”
btw i’m rinnegans there lol
April 2013
tears
that’s all i can say
sasunaru are gonna see each other and feel that electricity and naruto will shed all these beautiful tears and sasuke is gonna look sad then naruto is gonna look all gross and snotty and sasuke is gonna think dobe and naruto is gonna start laughing and sasuke is gonna laugh softly and there are tears onmy keyborad right now someone heplp me
i can’t stop thinking about sasunaru in the battlefield
March 2013
so, lucy screws everything in any circunstance and i’m not even surprise
i was so realized with one lucy dying and it would be interesting if natsu lose the battle and lucy got killed and the world save but i know this isn’t happening, bah, cliche mashima
well let’s wait
February 2013
I like to take things out of context
oh yes
i ship it
OR WHAT
OR WHAT WHAT WHAT
WHAT IS THE OTHER OPTION HE IS CONSIDERING
“The Uchiha in love, would sing this song in a karaoke when it’s drunk”
I mean, just look at him…
At first, he was like “Yes, this the the God of Shinobi, I should respect him”
Then this, he looks like a confused puppy, so cute!
Then he realize that Hashirama is very different from what he thought…
its like “I’m so done here!”
Also this…
But we’re also like him when he said this
At least Suigetsu makes sense here…
While everyone fangirls over Hashirama and Minato and while Tobirama is being a little prick, no one paid attention to Suigetsu.
oh Suigetsu…if only the world was that simple…
“the God of shinobi…tad different from what I thought…somewhat yeah”
im pretty sure suigetsu speaks for us all
has naruto turned into fanfiction
guise sasuke said he wasnt pure
- The day I wrote it: Yes, this is good. I am smart
- The day after: BURN IT. JUST BURN IT
it’s funny because disney channel thinks i need the lyrics on the screen to sing along to high school musical
perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you
atheists who think that religion is the problem and not the way religions have been instiutionalized and manipulated to suit the desires of those in power are the worst
but of course that would require white atheist dudebros to do some self reflection and fuck knows that will never happen
yes, this
January 2013
i am so glad sasuke got an entire chapter like, i’ve missed that bastard.
- Hashirama : Oh everyone's fighting together? Nice..nice.By the way, where's my precious granddaughter?
- Shinobi alliance: ...
- Naruto: ...
- Obito: *turns to madara*
- Madara: ...................f**k
yo nidaime looks angry as fuck like
who the fuck
disturbed my goddamn sleep
again
suigetsu just stole the chapter as usual














